Here is the cast of Bone. The profiles are taken from the Bone Sourcebook.

Name: Fone Bone
Powers and Abilities: Fone Bone mantains the ability to cope with most any situation. He persistently saves his cousing phoney Bone's bacon from the fires of whatever scheme is afoot.
History: Fone Bone is central to the narrative. Since entering the Valley, strange and ominous hapenings have continued to plague its residents. Is Fone Bone the catalyst behind the wakening of these dark elements, or are the inhabitants of the valley instead fortunate to have Bone around to save everybody's bacon this time?

Fone Bone 'likes' Thorn. I mean he really likes Thorn. His love letters don't quite cut it however...
Qoute: (from a letter to thorn) 'Dear Thorn, I konw that I am short, bald, and have a big nose, I like you a lot! Signed, a secret admirer XXXOOO

Name: Phoncible P. Bone (Phoney Bone)
Powers and Abilities: Phoney Bone can concoct a 'surefire' scam at will. When the dust settles (literally), Phoney's devious schemes result in nothing short of total chaos.
History: Phoney Bone is somehow integrated to the evil doer's agenda. Only time will reveal the dark purpose behind the Hooded One's obsession with 'the one who bears the star.'
Qoute: 'God, I pity me.'

Name: Smiley Bone
Powers and Abilities: Smiley has a penchant for participating in any outlandish plot that has no hope for success. Thus, he is the perfect confidant for Phoney.
Secret Identity: Smiley's fondness for costumes with big heads resulted in his assuming of-The Mystery Cow!
Qoute: 'I never had a penny in my life! But I'm not sad! I got no responsobilities! I'm free! Free as a BIRD!

Name: Thorn Harvestar
Height: 5'5"
Weight: 120 lbs.
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Light Brown
History: There comes a time in one's life when the shelter of blissful youth must bow to the responsibilities of adulthood. Thorn is at such a crossroads. The intensity of the legacy she has inherited will test both her courage and fortitude. And, if her family history wasn't enough for her to have to deal with, how might she react when, and if, Fone Bone professes the feeling he harbors toward her?!

Name: Rose Ben (Gran'ma Ben)
Height: 5'4"
Eyes: Green
Hair: White
Powers and Abilities: Gran'ma Ben has the strength of ten elephants and runs faster than any other cow in the Valley.
History: Every year during the Spring Fair, Gran'ma Ben races against the swiftest cows the Valley has to offer. This 'Great Cow Race' is considered the Spring Fair's main event. People from miles around come out to watch, cheer and wager on the race.

Thorn's Gran'ma Ben has a rich history and colorful past. She fought the Rat Creatures back in the Big War!

Name: Lucius Down
Height: 6'10"
Weight: 300 lbs.
Eyes: Hazel
Hair: Grey
History: Lucius Down is proprietor/owner of the Barrelhaven Tavern. Everyone in the Valley knows that Lucius is sweet on Gran'ma Ben, but no one is aware of how deep in the past this 'crush' is actually rooted.

Lucius has proven to be an adequate foil to Phoney Bone. Phoney's focus on controlling Barrelhaven (both the vilage and the tavern) continue to be thwarted by the cunning of Mr. Down.

Name: Ted the Bug
Power and Abilities: Ted has a knack for 'gettin' while th' gettin's good.' Nonetheless, he is a worthy and reliable friend. Most importantly, don't be fooled by his minuscule size. There is more to this little bug than meets the eye!
Qoute: 'Bugs know a lotta stuff folks wouldn't s'pose they'd know.'

Name: Rat Creatures
Powers and Abilities: Rat Creatures are strong and massive. Their height is approximately six feet, and they weigh around five-hundred pounds. These ruby-eyed brown and grey furred monsters are as stupid and skittish as they are strong. They have a weakness for small dead animals and quiche.
History: The Rat Creatures are thugs. Through this mass of simpletons, The Lord of Locusts and The Hodded One extend their reach and influence over the Valley.

Name: The Red Dragon
Height: 11'
Weight: 11,000 lbs.
Eyes: Brown
Hide: Red
Powers and Abilities: The Red Dragon can breathe fire.
History: The Great Red Dragon is a master of the last-minute-save. So far, whenever the Rat Creatures pose a real and serious threat to Fone Bone, the Dragon intervenes and quells the attack just in the nick of time.

Gran'ma Ben tells Bone, 'You think th' Dragon'll be there whenever you need him... well, he won't be.' Will this brimstone belching beast continue to prove reliable, or is Gran'ma right?!

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