Welcome to Ethan's humble abode

Welcome to Ethan's humble abode

you might have been looking for my bone page.


( me )




The Vital Stats...

NameEthan Philip Montgomery
BirthdaySeptember 3, 1983
Height5'10"
Weight150 or thereabouts
HairDirty Blond
EyesGreen or blue depending on who you ask
MusicMost anything, especially jazz and rock
BandsDave Matthews, Smashing Pumpkins, Sinatra, Dave Brubeck, many others
HobbiesComputers, playing music in jazz and rock groups (check out my band Merge)
VisionPoor, i wear contacts
TeethFine, though i used to have braces
Pool TableOne in my basement
PetsTwo cats, Anastasia and Tatiana
SchoolIn Jazz Band and school's production of How To Succeed
GuitarsYamaha acoustic, p.o.s. Fender Squier Strat
BassesFender American Standard Jazz Bass V, Gibson EBO
UnderwearUsually boxers
SiblingsA moron we call Bill, three years older
AllergiesMild, taking claritin
TransportationTypically Dave's car
SkinHorrendously pale, though I've been told i have "nice" skin... I'm not sure how to take that though
ShowersAlways in the mornings
RazorCheap electric Norelco
GPAUsually hovering around 3.5 when unweighted
DeoderantI usually get Old Spice
CologneEddie Bauer Adventurer or Abercrombie Woods
SodaSprite
Shoe Size12
Phrases"That's a shame" "Don't question it"
TVI rarely watch TV, but when I do it's usually just to watch The Simpsons
MoviesStar Wars, Fifth Element, Austin Powers, Monty Python and the Holy Grail
SignVirgo
PicksAmber Fender Mediums
SongI don't have any specific 'favorite song' but the song i best identify with would have to be Creep by Radiohead
FaultsI suck
FoodI try to eat minimal amounts of it, as to keep the flab off... though i do find Auntie Anne's pretzels to be utterly scrumptious.
PhilosophyI like chocolate. Think about it.
CandySwedish fish or Gummi Cola Bottles

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